Who thought that the Donald would choose

Who thought that the Donald would choose
To join the ranks of the “fake news”.
His smiling face hovers
On magazine covers
Only printed to fool and confuse.


Huffington Post - June 28, 2017

Time (Magazine) on Tuesday asked the Trump Organization to remove any fake covers of the magazine displayed at the presidential family’s business properties.

The magazine’s request to the group came after a Washington Post report revealed that several of President Donald Trump’s golf courses had a framed copy of a doctored Time cover, which featured the commander in chief as the cover story.

At the top of the fake cover, white text reads “TRUMP IS HITTING ON ALL FRONTS... EVEN TV!” The cover also promotes a fake news article on Trump’s former show “The Apprentice” as a “television smash!”

Of the Batmen, he wasn’t the best

Of the Batmen, he wasn’t the best.
But his image will outlast the rest.
Somewhat pudgy and stiff
With his “Bam” and his “Biff”
Rest in Peace, old chum, Adam West.

At last! It’s the coming of Comey

At last! It’s the coming of Comey.
The hearings will be so awecomey.
The nation’s a-flitter
With one eye on Twitter
And the Congress in HD at homey.