There once was a gal named Lenore

There once was a gal named Lenore
Who stood and demanded the floor.
She said, “I don’t care
If you snicker or stare.”
But, I’m not wearing heels any more.”

A 5 grand to one bet on Leicester

A 5 grand to one bet on Leicester

Paid off for some lucky inveicester.

            It seems like a dream

            To this football team

And a nightmare to those in Mancheicester.

The latest to fold was Jeb Bush

The latest to fold was Jeb Bush.
We have to say, “Jeb, what’s the rush?
            There’s plenty of time,
            So get back in the line.
Where Trump kicks you all in the tush.

There once was a Christian name Strong

There once was a Christian name Strong
Who lived as if Lent was yearlong
            Fridays he idd not eat
            Any chicken or meat
Unless the line at Red Lobster is long.

The candidate, Donald J. Trump

The candidate, Donald J. Trump
Riles us up while out on the stump.
            He has wide support
            From folks of all sort,
But bridge players say, “4 no trump”

While the swimsuits grow the SI purse,

While the swimsuits grow the SI purse,
Some feel it promotes the perverse.
            With  mature and plus-size
            Models in the franchise,
It’s now a standard of the diverse.

Von Miller just sat and was pensive.

Von Miller just sat and was pensive.
Thinking, “Why must I be so defensive.
            I think it may be
            Because they pay me,
And I have just become quite expensive.”

Congratulations to Von Miller, Super Bowl 50 Most Valuable Player

The big blizzard caused D. C. to close

The big blizzard caused D. C. to close
So the wheels of government froze.
            But without concession
            Female pols were in session,
Braving snow while in fashionable clothes.

There is a GOPer named Sarah.

There is a GOPer named Sarah
When the discourse gets heated, she’s therah.
            Now, she’s on the stump
            In support of the Trump,
Which answers the Democrat’s prayerah.

A Powerball player named Riddit

A Powerball player named Riddit
Discovered that he indeed “hit it”
            And fell flat on his back
            Dead of a heart attack
Without telling us where he had hid it.

There once was a father named Donne

There once was a father named Donne
Who, once a year, picked up his son
            To take for a ride,
            Full of fatherly pride,
To get his income taxes done.

As we ponder on 12/31

As we ponder on 12/31
Fretting about the things left undone,
            It should be understood
            That all “New Years” are good
When planning a course on 1/1.