Friday, April 25, 2014

There once was a Lady named Gaga

There once was a Lady named Gaga
Whose act was first described as “CaCa.”
            But a more fitting word
            Should rather be “Absurd”.
After all, she’s the Mama of Dada.

Sunday, April 6, 2014

So, Letterman is going away

So, Letterman is going away.
That will be a very sad day.
            How can we exist
            Without a Top Ten List?
Hay, has anyone contacted Jay?

Saturday, April 5, 2014

Diane fired a man at work

Diane fired a man at work
Who asked her if she liked to twerk.
            But then an Oxford don
            Put it in the lexicon,
And now she just feels like a jerk.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Batman is 75 years old

Batman is 75 years old.
For a codger, he seems pretty bold.
            I still say Adam West
            Played the Batman the best,
Though his abs made him easy to hold.