Obama wore a light colored suit
Without his crimson tie, to boot.
Hear
the GOP shout,
“Oh,
my God. Throw him out.”
From a yacht wearing a sailor suit.
CNN said that jean sales are down;
That gals wear yoga pants around town
Women
have gone en masse
From
squeezing their ass-
Ets into pants that too tightly
surround.
There once was a man from D.C.
Who said this on network TV.
“Am
I a Rep or Dem?
I’m
neither of them.
I came to get thing done, you see.”
The city of Lincoln hosts a college.
Amid the trucks with their corn cob
haulage.
Its
alumni is proud
And
will shout out loud,
“Nebraska! Where the ‘N’ stands for ‘Nowledge’.”
I ask of each son and each daughter
Take a message to those who would
slaughter
Our
rivers and lakes
For
pure profits’ sakes.
Tell them, “Keep your hands off our
water!”
The Ohio elected officials
Who did not listen to the whistles
About
the impending doom
Of
the giant algae bloom
Should now be walking about on
thistles.