Miss Idaho, who takes no back seat,

Miss Idaho, who take pageant back seat,
In her bathing suit was replete.
            When they said, “What’s that bumb.”
            She said “Insulin pump.
‘Cause the other girls have been so sweet.”

OMG! OMG! Did you hear?

OMG! OMG! Did you hear?
LeBron James is coming back here.*
            The sales of his merch
            Will hit a lofty perch
Since we burned up our old LeBron gear.

 

*Cleveland

 

 

The giant on the U. S. Supreme Court

The giant on the U. S. Supreme Court

Has written a scathing retort.

            Bader-Ginsberg. Ruth,
            While maintaining her couth,
Told some of the Supremes to contort.