I don’t care of this Autotume junk

I don’t care of this Autotume junk;
But I am a big fan of Daft Punk.t
          These helmet-clad heroes
          Turn the ones and the eros
Into post-modern new-lectro funk

I hear that the First Lady is fifty

I hear that the First Lady is fifty.
For an old broad, mature woman, mother of two, national treasure,  she looks pretty nifty.
          Michell Obama
          Is one sexy mama.
With nary a tuckie or liftie.

Whether you like it or not

Whether you like it or not;
Colorado has legalized pot.
          So let’s all migrate
          To the “ Mile-High” state,
The Woodstock Warior’s Camelot.

We say farewell to the “Professor”

We say farewell to the “Professor”
The “Island’s” best knowledge prossessor.
          Mary Ann or Ginger?
          With whom did he linger?
Sadly. He’s not a confessor.
 
R. Il. P. Russll JJohnson, “The Professor” of “Gilligan’s Island”

 

Something appears to be amissty

Something appears to be amissty

For New Jersey governor Christie

A note on his ‘fridge

Says “Let’shut down the bridge”.

Could the gov have acted remissty?