There once was a woman named Natalie

There once was a woman named Natalie

Who as a young girl was too tattlely.

          Now she works every day

          At the damned NSA

Listening in  to our cell phone prattlery.

CNN and Fox will both shout it

CNN and Fox will both shout it,

“Government Shutdown!”.  But I doubt it.

          But let us suppose

          That they do let it close,

We just might do better without it.

The First Lady almost caused a slaughter,

The First Lady almost caused a slaughter,

But our vigilant reporters caught her.

          Now she will think twice

          Before giving advice,

Like telling us all to drink water.

9/11 demonstrated

9/11 demonstrated

Americans were underrated.

          But bravery of those

          Who chose to oppose

Fear and terror cannot be debated.

 

In memoriam to the passengers and crew of Flight 93.