The National Security Agency

The National Security Agency

Is charged with insuring that we are free.

          But, they need to show

          Why they want to know

How often those girls hang up on me.

There once was a fellow named Roky

There once was a fellow named Roky

Who led a life some would call rocky.

          He fought mental illness,

          The shocks and a pill mess

But he’s back making music most ROCKY. 

For Roky Erickson of the 13^th Floor Elevators, who produced the first great psychedelic rock song, “You’re Gonna Miss Me.”  Put it on your playlist, NOW.

 

I feel sad for those at Headline News,

I feel sad for those at Headline News,

Suffering from “Post-Arias Blues”.

          Poor Nancy and Drew

          Have nothing to do

But watch Vinnie and Jane read their reviews.