The “Smuggling Mom” has been cleared

The “Smuggling Mom” has been cleared.

Her criminal record is desmeared.

          At last, that old line,

          “I swear it’s not mine,”

Was held up by a judge, and not jeered. 

There once was a woman named Cindy

There once was a woman named Cindy

Who wanted to race cars at Indy.

         She’s shown to drive well, yet,

She won’t wear a helmet,

Since her hair looks so nice when it’s windy.  

DC cancelled the Legion and the Knights

DC cancelled the Legion and the Knights.

Out space heroes also said their “Good nights”.

      But, say it aint so . .

      He just got here, you know.

Slicing K’Rot is a terrible slight.

 

DC Entertainment has candelled a few comic book titles due to poor sales;  The Legion of Super-Heroes, a feature introduced in 1958 and published somewhat regularly since the 1960’s; The Demon Knights, a series set in medieval Britain, featuring a number of long-time DC characters; and Threshold, which was a collection of classic characters from DC space-faring comic books, including a new incarnation of Captain Carrot, from DC’s great funny animal series, Captain Carrot and his Amazing Zoo Crew.  Don’t worry, most of the characters will surface in wome other series, probably kissing Wonder Woman.

Go after those IRS drones!

Go after those IRS drones!

Stop the poking at the Tea Party bones!

         We all should stand and plaudit

         A Congressional audit,

But, let those without sin cast the stones.