Saturday, April 20, 2013

TruTV features the World’s Dumbest

TruTV features the World’s Dumbest
With folks whose brains are the numbest.
         Danny, Tanya and Leif,
         And Judy (that waif),
Are there to relieve all the glumbness.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

The mightiest human alive

The mightiest human alive,
Superman has turned 75.
         The last son of Krypton
         Proved himself adept in
Insuring the American Way could thrive. 

On April 18th in 1938, Action Comics #1 hit the newsstands, featuring a 13-page story introducing Superman.

Monday, April 15, 2013

There once was a woman named Jess

There once was a woman named Jess
Who worked for the cursed IRS.
         She picked people at ramdom
         And rejoiced to hand ‘em
An invite to auditory stress. 

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Rest in peace, rapper Snoop Dogg

Rest in peace, rapper Snoop Dogg.
He’s not dead, so don’t stand there agog.
         I swear I’m not lyin’.
         He called himself Lion
With reggae in his rap catalog.

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

In gay marriage, he doesn’t believe

In gay marriage, he doesn’t believe
Because there’s no way to conceive.
         “If God didn’t want breedin’
         In the Garden of Eden,
He would have made Adam and Steve.”
 
Thanks to Robb for the idea.

 

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

The leadership of North Korea

The new leader of North Korea
Has propagandal diarrhea.
         He’s shot off his mouth
About attacking the South,
In hopes of getting a new Kia.

Monday, April 1, 2013

When Anne, a big fan of the Cubs,

When Anne, a big fan of the Cubs,
Goes to Wrigley Field she rubs
         All the bats in the dugout
         Until she gets drug out
To the bull pen to warm up the scrubs.
 
Hey! Hey! Opening Day!