I’ve recently had an epiph . . .

I’ve recently had an epiph . . .

About the looming fiscal cliff:

         That ideology

         Has become urology,

While we subsist on stale bread and Jif.

There once was a fellow named Golic

There once was a fellow named Golic

Who live a life that was quite apostolic.

      Except in the fall,

      While playing football,

When he was demonic and trollic.

 

Happy birthday, Mike Golic!