There once was a man called Patraeus

There once was a man called Patraeus

Who managed the U.S.C.I.A.us

         Until the F.B.I.

         Caught him playing hai alai

And thought that he might betray us.

It’s a catastrophe most stinky,

It’s a catastrophe most stinky,

We’ve facing the end of the Twinkie.

      The Sno-Ball, the Ho-Ho,

      The Zinger, all a go-go.

I think that I will need a drinky.

Did the Dems pull it out in the clutch?

Did the Dems pull it out in the clutch?

Or is the GOP out of touch?

         And what were we shown

         On our TV and phone?

Do we all hate each other that much?

So, it’s finally Election Day

So, it’s finally Election Day

Let’s stand up and shout out, “Hooray!”

      So, put on your coat,

      Get out there and vote,

And make those phone calls go away.