The detectives in Santa Cruz

The detectives in Santa Cruz
Are giving would-be robbers the blues.
` They use calculations
To stop criminalizations.
Hope they con’t get sued by Tom Cruise.

Our marching band has lost i’s drum major.

Our marching band has lost its drum major.
America’s oldest teenager.
But, Dick Clark isn’t gone
While the music lives on,
With a beat we can dance to, I’ll wager.

Consider a nondescript hoodie

Consider a nondescript hoodie.
A kid shouldn’t be afraid of it, should he?
But if what we wear
Can generate fear
How many more will get sent home bloody?