I pity Ndamukong Suh.

I pity Ndamukong Suh.
His suspension has made him quite blue.
That so-called vicious stomp
Was no more than a romp
(At least when he does it to you).

Our head coach has a first name

Our head coach has a first name,
It’s U – R – B – A – N.
Our head coach has a second name,
It’s M – E – Y – E – R.
We’re all excityed he’ll be hear,
And if you ask us why we’ll cheer,
“’Cause Urban Meyer finds a way
To win ‘most every Saturday.”

I know it’s not a limerick, but I couldn’t resist.

Is Newt soft on illegal immigration –

Is Newt soft on illegal immigration –
A plague upon our great nation?
He’d give “legal status”
To the “long-time-here” stratus,
Which will give the GOP aggravation.

As we celebrate Pre-Christmas Day

As we celebrate Pre-Christmas Day*
We should try to remember the way
The Pilgrims carbo-loaded
‘Til they nearly exploded
Before the first trading post Black Friday.

*Thanksgiving

Penn State and the Catholic Church

Penn State and the Catholic Church
Have left abuse victims in a lurch.
(Aledgely) deflecting
Anyone from deteching
Any truth that might leave them besmirched.

As these sexual scandals are briwing;

As these sexual scandals are briwing;
Our intrepid news teams are persuing
The “Who did what when?”
Asked again and again
While the victims they all are pooh-pohohing.

We know three things about Rick Perry

We know three things about Rick Perry
That make his candidacy quite scary;
He somewhat forgetful;
His memory’s regretful;
And, . . . I’m sorry I can’t remember the last one.