Sunday’s match was anticipated highly,

Sunday’s match was anticipated highly,
With two rivals battling not al all shyly.
Neither side would yield,
But, even on his home field,
Obama lost by a point to O’Reilly.

Let’s hear it for the Green Bay Packers,

Let’s hear it for the Green Bay Packers,
Like burly blacksmiths, like annealers,
Led by Big Aaron
They did it again,
Confirming they’re football’s big wheelers.

Super Bowl XLV
Green Bay Packers - 31
Pittsburg Steelers = 25

Brett Favre has retired again

Brett Favre has retired again
This time, until God knows when.
He’ll have more time to send
Dirty texts to his friend
And a dramatic comeback to begin.

McRib, that amalgam of pork,

McRib, that amalgam of pork,
Caused the champagne to uncork.
Since the 4th quarter sales
Has increased into gales
To fill Good Ship McDonald’s jib.

January 24, 2011: Christian Science Monitor - McDonald's Corporation, the world's biggest hamburger fast food chain restaurant, saw 4th quarter 2010 sales and profits rise thanks to the McRib, Caramel Mocha drinks, and some other new items on the menu.