There once was a fellow named Craig

There once was a fellow named Craig
Who’s list was a place where folks beg
For things large and small,
Sometimes nothing at all
More than a comforting pat on the leg.

As we wave goodbye to dear Conan

As we wave goodbye to dear Conan
Let’s dispense with the weepin’ and moanin’.
His life’s not a wreck
With that fat severance check
Ahd the other network execs who are phonin’.

Just when we thought it would fade,

Just when we thought it would fade,
The national debate will cascade.
Not about our security,
Or health care insurity,
But “What if Colt McCoy had actually played?”

The NBC boys are pacing the floor

The NBC boys are pacing the floor
Trying to figure just who they like more,
O’Brien or Leno
To host the Tonight Show.
Now, just where have we seen this before?

As the decade stumbled to a close

As the decade stumbled to a close
A historylesson we must compose.
But, to properly frame it,
We first have to name it.
Was it the “Zeros”, the “Oughts” or the “Ohs”.

There was an NBA player named Arenas

There was an NBA player named Arenas
Who brought hard gunt to the arena.
Which caused David Stern
To do a slow burn,
And exile him to play on Uranus.

Can the Lions go 3 and 13?

Can the Lions go 3 and 13?
That could be so super rad keen.
To go out with a win
Is a great way to begin
To make winning seasons routine.

Go Detroit! Beat the Bears!

Looking forward to 2010?

Looking forward to 2010?
I was for a minute, but then,
I remembered that ‘09
Was supposed to be fine.
It’ll be deja vu all over again.