So, Tiger Woods ran into a tree

So, Tiger Woods ran into a tree,
Why don’t we just let the guy be.
What, his wife broke some glass,
Trying to club his ass?
What other good dirt you got for me?

Can the Lions finish 8 and 8?

Can the Lions finish 8 and 8?
I believe that is their true fate.
A Thanksgiving win;
The league in a spin;
Just thinking it makes me salivate.

Go Detroit. Beat the Packers.
Happy thanksgiving.

Ex-CNN curmudgeon Lou Dobbs

Ex-CNN curmudgeon Lou Dobbs
Is after the ultimate of jobs.
He might run for Prez
(That’s what Fox News says.)
In a conservative danse macabre.

Can the Lions finish 8 and 8?

Can the Lions finish 8 and 8?
I am sure that would be super great.
To start – beat the Browns,
Lake Erie’s other clowns,
And bring some joy to that poor state.

Go Detroit. Beat the Browns.

I heard Sarah Palin has written a book,

I heard Sarah Palin has written a book,
I don’t think that I’ll be taking a look.
I heard she puts blame
On her buddy McCain,
The press, her hair stylist, and cook.

Can the Lions finish 9 and 7?

Can the Lions finish 9 and 7?
Coach Schwartz will have his team revvin;.
They'll tturn INTs
Into some TDs.
Giving loyal fans a small glimpse of heaver.

Go Detroit. Beat the Vikings.

New Moon will win the box office race

New Moon will win the box office race
With its hunky young vampires apace.
Every theatrical showing
Will start hormones flowing.
There won’t be a dry seat in the place.

There once was a fellow named Norb

There once was a fellow named Norb
Who travelled halfway across this orb,
As a U. S. Army man
In occupied Japan
Not there to stroll through the forb*.

In memory of P. F. C. Norbert R. MacArthur

*forb – n. – An herb different from a grass.

Will the Lions go 11 and 5?

Will the Lions go 11 and 5?
Well, the bye week has helped them revive.
You may think I’m screwy,
But by beating St. Louis,
They’ll start out an 11-win drive.

The Pope has invited the Anglicans

The Pope has invited the Anglicans
To escape from their faith’s shenanigans
And avoid getting cooties
From priests, girly and fruity,
For just a small check to the Vatican.

I’ve decided to become a Mayan

I’ve decided to become a Mayan
So I can get rich without tryin’
With the royalties alone
For our calendar of stone.
It all might end, but it will be mi-un.

I don’t mean to be an obsesser,

I don’t mean to be an obsesser,
But, how’s the Prez a peace prize processor?
What gave him the pop
Was that been with the cop
And the “break-in-my-own-house” professor.

It's Blog Action Day -- There once was a planet called Earth

There once was a planet called Earth
Who’s ecological wonders were dearth.
But if every blog reader
Does something to heed her,
She can regain her beauty and worth.

Do something today (and tomorrow and the day after that and every day next week) to reverse global warming. Don't make me come over there!

See http://www.blogactionday.org/

Can the Lions finish 12 and 4?

Can the Lions finish 12 and 4?
That’s something I dearly hope for.
Beating Green Bay
Should be easy, I say.
Without that pesky old number 4

Can the Lions go 13 and 3?

Can the Lions go 13 and 3?
Sounds like a no-brainer to me.
But, don’t roll the dice,
Play the first half twice,
And chalk up another victory.

Go Detroit. Beat the Steelers.