So, Michelle Bachman can’t be president

So, Michelle Bachman can’t be president
Due to migraines? Is that your dissent?
Franklin Delano
Served with polio.
And he certainly did represent.

Despite views of some sports-talking dopes

Despite views of some sports-talking dopes,
Women’s futbol is not on the ropes.
Nine months after the Cup
We surely will be up
To our ears in young Amys and Hopes.

America’s future is scary

America’s future is scary
When our kids can’t find the library.
The one’s around here
Think that Shakespeare
Is “kinda a white Tyler Perry”.

They’ve shuttered The News of the World

They’ve shuttered The News of the World
Since the paper’s made the Empire all a-twirled.
If they’d hacked my phone
They’d have found me alone,
With no prospects of becoming a-girled.

Please listen to Christopher Titus

Please listen to Christopher Titus.
His message should serve to ignite us.
;Cause we don’t concentrate
On what made us all great,
We just focus on the detritus.

Watch for the repeat of "Nevelution" on Comedy Central, of get the CD or stand in front of his house until he gives you a free show.

The last space shuttle took off today

The last space shuttle took off today
When it lands, they will pack it away.
Now, how in the ace
Will we get into space?
Hitchhike with the Russkies? No Way!

Our House is split on the debt ceiling

Our House is split on the debt ceiling.
Each side expresses a strong feeling.
One side says, “Let’s raise it!”
The other, “Who pays it?”
When parents fight, we kids go reeling.

Ex-governor Rob Blagojevich

Ex-governor Rob Blagojevich
Faces a long prison blogojehitch.
For selling Senate seat;
Thinking his haircut is neat;
And for just being a blogojebitch.

The saxophone will play no more.

The saxophone will play no more.
The Big Man has closed the stage door.
With Clarence in his grave,
We’ll have to behave,
In order t hear the encore.

Rest in Peace, Clarence “The Big Man” Clemons

Lisa, the hot Ice Road Trucker

Lisa, the hot Ice Road Trucker
Is one gear-jammingg mother figure.
She’s always a booster
Of the endangered rooster.
Yes, she appears to be a cock savior.

The NBA Champs are the Mavericks

The NBA Champs are the Mavericks
Since the Heat played a game quite generick.
It appears the three talents
Performed without balance,
Which make Clevelanders laugn in hysterics.

Representative Anthony Weiner

Representative Anthony Weiner
Has admitted to “sexting” his weiner.
His account wasn’t hacked –
It’s good judgment he lacked.
Which pretty much makes him a weiner.

Some of these just write themselves.

Colonial patriot, Paul Revere

Colonial patriot, Paul Revere,
Rang his bells so the British could hear
That we would be free
And armed, so they’d see,
That they should just run off in fear.

American History according to Sarah Palin

"He who warned uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed." – June 2011

The Republican voters have spoken

The Republican voters have spoken,
Saying all of their leaders are broken.
It seems the candidates
Are simply not great
Enough for an Obama revokin’

Sarah Palin is out on a tour

Sarah Palin is out on a tour,
Allowing the press to persue her.
They hope she’ll discuss
Something ridiculous,
Something they hope can undo her.