NFL Week X - An elderly fellow in Cleveland

An elderly fellow in Cleveland
Wore a button-down shirt with some sleeve bands.
When he tied his brown tie
He thought he would die.
His hands throbbed like you would not believe, man

Go Lions. Beat the Cowboys!

Yay! We’ve thrown all of the rascals out!

Yay! We’ve thrown all of the rascals out!
The people have spoken, with no a doubt.
But, keep on eye on D.C.
‘Cause between you and me,
There’s a new crop of rascals about.

NFL Week IX - A fellow who grew up in Pittsburgh

A fellow who grew up in Pittsburgh
Now lives with the Grand Duchess of Hapsburg.
He said, “It’s an art.
To steal ‘er cold heart.
It’s like making love to an iceburg.

NFL Week IX - A working girl in Tampa Bay

A working girl in Tampa Bay
Charges $100 per lay
If that price makes you balk
And you just want to talk,
Just one buck an ear’s what you pay.

It’s a victory for the old G.O.P.,

It’s a victory for the old G.O.P.,
Fueled by the power of Tea.
If it wasn’t for Palin,
They might have been trailin’
Oh, Sarah, they’re indebted to thee.

So, it’s finally Election Day

So, it’s finally Election Day
Let’s stand up and shout out, “Hooray!”
So, put on your coat,
Get out there and vote,
And make those phone calls go away.

NFL Week VIII - A libidinous woman from Houston

A libidinous woman from Houston
Said, “I’m gonna tell you the truth, son.
You can’t beat the sexin’
You get from a Texan,
Even though they all leave them ol’ boots on.”

NFL Week VIII - A transvestite living in Cincinnati

A transvestite living in Cincinnati
Said, “I really not trying to be catty,
“I’ve been guy and been gal,
I guess I’ve seen it all,
And the guy-part is always so ratty.”

The Tea Party is making a charge,

The Tea Party is making a charge,
The movement is going to be large.
The seats that they’re winning.
Are just the beginning,
Led by their Madame Sarah Defarge.*

*see comments

NFL Week VII - There was a young girl in Atlanta

There was a young girl in Atlanta
Who’ll say anything that she’ll wanta.
It’s falkin’ this and falkin’ that;
Where the falk is my hat?
For sure, she’s getting nothing from Santa.

NFL Week VI - This bachelor down in Tennessee

This bachelor down in Tennessee
Plies his women with Lynchburg whisky.
He says, “Two shots gets them tight, and “
Two more and they might’en
“Get a little more looser and frisky.”

NFL Week VI - There is this woman who lives in Green Bay

There is this woman who lives in Green Bay
Who likes to make love in a keen way.
She likes to pack ‘er
Air mattress with crackers
‘Cause the crunching makes a much more obscene lay.

Go Lions! Beat New York!

Blog Action Day 2010 - Water -- Could you tell your son or your daughter,

Could you tell your son or your daughter,
“Remember, Kids, don’t drink the water”?
But that order stands
Across many lands.
Do something about it? We aughter.

Today is Blog Action Day 2010 – Water. Thousands of bloggers from around the globe are taking to the internet today to address the many threats to our world-wide water supply. Please visit my other blog, Trees and Trash ( www.treestrash.blogspot.com ) and the main site for Blog Action Day 2010 ( www.blogactionday.org ). Do something today to save some water.

I didn’t watch Rick’s List today.

I didn’t watch Rick’s List today.
I guess CNN sent him away.
His stupid remark
Will probably park
Him on the list of dumb things to say.

NFL Week V - A jai-alai star in Minnesota

A jai-alai star in Minnesota

Had moved up North from Sarasota.

“I relish the cold

Like a Viking of old

But I wish I had brought my pelota.”