What happened to Tom Brady’s phone?

What happened to Tom Brady’s phone?
Is it lost?  Did it break?  Was it thrown?
     His last call?  From Gisele,
    Who was giving him hell
For deflation when they’re alone.

There once was an actor named Ian

There once was an actor named Ian
Whose 90210-ness was dyin’.
            So he teamed up with Tera
            In a SyFy scara.
Now the Sharknado franchise is flyin’.

Watch for Sharknado 3:  Oh, Hell No! to be shown repeatedly on the SyFy network.  It will make you feel better about some of the choices you have made in the past.