Sunday, August 31, 2014

Obama wore a light colored suit

Obama wore a light colored suit
Without his crimson tie, to boot.
            Hear the GOP shout,
            “Oh, my God.  Throw him out.”
From a yacht wearing a sailor suit.

Saturday, August 16, 2014

CNN said that jean sales are down

CNN said that jean sales are down;
That gals wear yoga pants around town
            Women have gone en masse
            From squeezing their ass-
Ets into pants that too tightly surround.

Saturday, August 9, 2014

There once was a man from D.C.

There once was a man from D.C.
Who said this on network TV.
            “Am I a Rep or Dem?
            I’m neither of them.
I came to get thing done, you see.”

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

The city of Lincoln hosts a college.

The city of Lincoln hosts a college.
Amid the trucks with their corn cob haulage.
            Its alumni is proud
            And will shout out loud,
“Nebraska!  Where the ‘N’ stands for ‘Nowledge’.”

Monday, August 4, 2014

I ask of each son and each daughter

I ask of each son and each daughter
Take a message to those who would slaughter
            Our rivers and lakes
            For pure profits’ sakes.
Tell them, “Keep your hands off our water!”

Sunday, August 3, 2014

The Ohio elected officials

The Ohio elected officials
Who did not listen to the whistles
            About the impending doom
            Of the giant algae bloom
Should now be walking about on thistles.