Sunday, October 20, 2013

If you’re planning any trips for next Jan.,

If you’re planning any trips for next Jan.,
Rethink where you’re taking your clan.
          Cross out National Parks
          Or any U.S. Landmarks,
Because they might be shutdown again.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

The government shutdown is through!

The government shutdown is through!
So hurry off to the National Zoo!
          These Congressional freaks
          Have just bought a few weeks.
After that, it will be déjà vu.
 

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Relax! Your fears are allayed.

Relax!  Your fears are allayed.
There’s no reason to be so afraid.
          Yes, the government’s closed,
          And the paychecks are froze.
But your Congressperson still will get paid.