Thursday, July 18, 2013

The next person who asks ‘bout the weather.

The next person who asks ‘bout the weather.
(Be he or she in lace or leather)
          Will receive a hot blast
          Of cold curses surpassed
Only by lightning and hailstones together.

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Would Zimmerman kill Travon? Now, would he?

Would Zimmerman kill Travon?  Now, would he?
Could Travon have killed George? Well, could he?
          I really don’t know,
          But if down there I go,
I’m sure that I won’t wear a hoodie.

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Twinkies will be on the store shelves soon

Twinkies will be on the store shelves soon.
(Please catch me.  I fear I might swoon.)
          I was going steady
          With that slut, Little Debbie.
Take me back or my life is a ruin.

Saturday, July 6, 2013

I’m tired of watching George Zimmerman.

I’m tired of watching George Zimmerman.
This coverage has be simmermin’
          It’s on every news show
          Everywhere that I go,
Except ads to make me a slimmer man.

Monday, July 1, 2013

In the Victorian Age in America

In the Victorian Age in America
Women often came down with “hysteria”.
          A doctor would ease
          This dreaded disease
With manual stimulation “down theria”* 

*See “How Sex Changed History” on one of those History Channels.