TruTV features the World’s Dumbest

TruTV features the World’s Dumbest

With folks whose brains are the numbest.

         Danny, Tanya and Leif,

         And Judy (that waif),

Are there to relieve all the glumbness.

The mightiest human alive

The mightiest human alive,

Superman has turned 75.

         The last son of Krypton

         Proved himself adept in

Insuring the American Way could thrive. 

On April 18^th in 1938, Action Comics #1 hit the newsstands, featuring a 13-page story introducing Superman.

There once was a woman named Jess

There once was a woman named Jess

Who worked for the cursed IRS.

         She picked people at ramdom

         And rejoiced to hand ‘em

An invite to auditory stress. 

Rest in peace, rapper Snoop Dogg

Rest in peace, rapper Snoop Dogg.

He’s not dead, so don’t stand there agog.

         I swear I’m not lyin’.

         He called himself Lion

With reggae in his rap catalog.

In gay marriage, he doesn’t believe

In gay marriage, he doesn’t believe

Because there’s no way to conceive.

         “If God didn’t want breedin’

         In the Garden of Eden,

He would have made Adam and Steve.”

 

Thanks to Robb for the idea.

 

The leadership of North Korea

The new leader of North Korea

Has propagandal diarrhea.

         He’s shot off his mouth

About attacking the South,

In hopes of getting a new Kia.

When Anne, a big fan of the Cubs,

When Anne, a big fan of the Cubs,

Goes to Wrigley Field she rubs

         All the bats in the dugout

         Until she gets drug out

To the bull pen to warm up the scrubs.

 

Hey! Hey! Opening Day!