I feel sorry for poor Jodi Arias

I feel sorry for poor Jodi Arias

Whose defense is hanging precarious

         Those phone calls and texts,

         Tells me this girl likes sex,

But, maybe, with partners more various.

You know I will never disparage

You know I will never disparage

Those folks who support same-sex marriage.

         Once a week, all my life,

         It’s “same sex” with my wife,

Since she will not touch my undercarriage. 

I say hats off to cyclist Lance

I say hats off to cyclist Lance

Who did not win those Tours de France.

         But, to cheat, they all say,

Is the American way.

So proudly wear those fiery pants. 

The new Yahoo! CEO is a jerk!

“The new Yahoo! CEO is a jerk!

She’s making us all come to work.”

         Such are all the dramas

         Of staffers in pajamas.

Excuse me while I hide a smirk.