Sunday, November 28, 2010

NFL Week XII - An East Coaster who moved to Seattle

An East Coaster who moved to Seattle
Said, “My diet is a constant battle.
“Every day I see hawkers
Of hot dogs and tac-ers
I’m afraid that I’ll soon start to waddle.”

Thursday, November 25, 2010

NFL Week XII - I know a young girl in Detroit

I know a young girl in Detroit
Who is much too world wise to exploit.
If you think after dinner
You’ll be lyin’ there in her;
At dodging your pass, she’s adroit.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

The Tea Party’s fortunes are sailin’

The Tea Party’s fortunes are sailin’
And it has all those liberals wailin’/
In the national vote
The gave Brandie the goat,
Saying, “Keep on dancin’, Bristol Palin.”

Sunday, November 21, 2010

NFL Week X - An elderly fellow in Cleveland

An elderly fellow in Cleveland
Wore a button-down shirt with some sleeve bands.
When he tied his brown tie
He thought he would die.
His hands throbbed like you would not believe, man

Go Lions. Beat the Cowboys!

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Yay! We’ve thrown all of the rascals out!

Yay! We’ve thrown all of the rascals out!
The people have spoken, with no a doubt.
But, keep on eye on D.C.
‘Cause between you and me,
There’s a new crop of rascals about.

Monday, November 8, 2010

NFL Week IX - A fellow who grew up in Pittsburgh

A fellow who grew up in Pittsburgh
Now lives with the Grand Duchess of Hapsburg.
He said, “It’s an art.
To stealer cold heart.
It’s like making love to an iceburg.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

NFL Week IX - A working girl in Tampa Bay

A working girl in Tampa Bay
Charges $100 per lay
If that price makes you balk
And you just want to talk,
Just one buck an ear’s what you pay.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

It’s a victory for the old G.O.P.,

It’s a victory for the old G.O.P.,
Fueled by the power of Tea.
If it wasn’t for Palin,
They might have been trailin’
Oh, Sarah, they’re indebted to thee.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

So, it’s finally Election Day

So, it’s finally Election Day
Let’s stand up and shout out, “Hooray!”
So, put on your coat,
Get out there and vote,
And make those phone calls go away.

Monday, November 1, 2010

NFL Week VIII - A libidinous woman from Houston

A libidinous woman from Houston
Said, “I’m gonna tell you the truth, son.
You can’t beat the sexin’
You get from a Texan,
Even though they all leave them ol’ boots on.”