When faced with a ‘quake or tsunami
I would just curl up and cry, “Mommy”.
Thank God the Red Cross,
The Anti-Disaster Boss,
Rushes in without getting all qualmy.
Support disaster relief at www.redcross.org
Cell phone overheard in a popular quick service restaurant
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Male, 70s: Bob died? . . . That’s a shame. That’s a dirty shame. . . .
Which Bob?
7 years ago